Monday, May 19, 2008

Send Me Your Panties, Please

Seriously. I want your panties. At least, I want pictures of your panties! Zane was generous enough to send multiple contributor copies of the succulent new collection Purple Panties, which features my brand-new, never-been-published story "Underneath."

I will give away one—maybe two—copies of the book. But you need to send me pics of your panties. Either all jumbled up in your panty drawer. Or on you while you wear a Fedora and read a copy of A Is for Amour (*ahem* Jeremy).

Make my week. Send me panties! And I promise, I will take my own pic of purple panties to put up posthaste!

XXX,
Alison

P.S. I was part of a panty chain letter one time. Where you bought panties and sent them to the first person on the list, then added your name to the bottom. I ended up with seven pairs of spanking-new panties—from a Calvin Klein thong to a pair that played music!

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Blogger Jeremy Edwards said...

I'm trying to figure out what music those panties played ...

"Love is a Many-Splendored Thong"?

"Gusset's Why They Call it the Blues"?

8:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pics of panties?
Check it out. I can't miss seeing these pictures. Addiction number # 2 in my closet.
I think you should show yours first. Only fair.
Tessa

9:00 AM  
Blogger Alison Tyler said...

I forgot to say: send pics to msalisontyler at yahoo dot com, and I will post! And I promise I will, Tessa. I'm just moving slowly this morning...

XXX,
AT

P.S. Oh, and Jeremy—hahaha!

9:03 AM  
Blogger Allison Wonderland said...

Ooh, what fun. Just sent in my pic. :)

2:26 PM  
Blogger Raven said...

But what if the only slip of purple in the drawer o' drawers is my purple stripper shorts to accompany the stripper pole upstairs?

Raven

6:41 PM  
Blogger EllaRegina said...

I see England, I see France. I sent you my underpants!

I was wondering the same thing as Jeremy.

"Shake Your Booty"?

"Hot Pants" by James Brown?

The possibilities are endless.

What kind of battery did they run on?

Looking forward to seeing the fashion show.

ER

9:05 PM  
Blogger Curvaceous Dee said...

I can go one better - not only do I have photos of my purple knickers, I have a poem to go with them!

Purple Poetry

xx Dee

7:43 PM  
Blogger Alison Tyler said...

Wow, CD, I'm impressed. My favorite stanza:

I love my purple knickers
I bought a second set
So I have back-up underwear
For when the first gets wet


Lovely!
XXX,
AT

8:57 PM  

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