January 14, 2009

Fucking President Bush


I'm blushing scarlet as I type this—No, really. You should see my cheeks—and I'm already second-guessing myself. But it's early, and I'm still drenched in the dream—The nightmare? The fantasy?—that's left me both shaking and laughing. Yup. In my dream last night, I fucked President Bush. And it wasn't like I didn't know who he was. See, we were at a party and nobody would fuck him. Yup. *That* kind of a party. And so—oh, my god, I can't believe I am typing this—out of pity, I took his hand and led him down a long, dark hall to an empty bedroom.

Maybe a story I recently read by D.L. King was circling in my mind. Maybe I have reached a place where I can suss out other people's fantasies (at least in my sleep). I don't know how else to explain what happened to my standard, submissive nature. But damn, did I take care of him in this dream. The sex was brutal. Punishing. Demolishing. There were tools and toys and lots of lube.

And now I'm feeling beyond dirty, and I keep chuckling as I pour the coffee.

Off to shower.

I wonder if I'll ever feel clean again.

XXX,
Alison

P.S. I have to confess, and I may have said this before, but I rarely get my rocks off in my sleep. It's happened, sure. But generally speaking, something goes awry. I'll be in bed next to a movie star, and he'll brush the hair from my eyes, and say, "You're a sweetheart, but I'd rather screw your mother." Or I'll be on stage, with the rock star of my dreams, and he won't be able to find a condom. A condom! So I'm extra bemused today.

Finally, I get to come about eleven times in a row, and I'm fucking Bush. Double Damn.

18 comments:

Neve Black said...

Alison,
Wow! Even in your dreams, you're a generous soul. :-)

Alison Tyler said...

Oh, my god. You have no idea what I did to that poor man. I've never felt sorry for Bush before. But hell....

XXX,
AT

Kristina Wright said...

OMFG. I *never* get to have sex in my sex dreams. My two most recent ones involved not being able to find a condom (I snorted when I read you had the same problem) and being concerned that the young man in question was *too* young. I asked his age in my dream-- he was 23-- but it was too late, time had run out.

What the hell is up with that?

Still, I'd rather not have sex dreams than have a sex dream about Bush. :)

Alison Tyler said...

You know, he wouldn't have been *my* first choice either. :)

XXX,
AT

jothemama said...

Admit it, Alison.

I made the mistake oftelling a friend I'd had a dream about him once, and he got all weird and babbled about latent desire.
Latent Desire for George Bush! It's only now he's out of office it's safe to let it out.


Heh heh heh heh heh.

Smut Girl said...

oh my holy fucking god. my condolences.

i have had a lot of sex dreams lately. and i get to have sex. and i get to come. am a sleep slut, it seems. cool!

xoxo
sommer

Smut Girl said...

hmm. although, as i hit enter, i thought back to that press conference the other day. and...he had scads of pent up stress and anger and energy. you could tell. i bet he'd be a monster in the sack right about now. maybe if you made him wear a mask...

two masks.
and a cape.

i'm just saying...
xoxo
sommer

jothemama said...

Would that makehim a SuperGimp, Sommer?

Or maybe he was already...

Kirsten Monroe said...

HFMOG! I'm not sure if I'll ever feel clean again :) AT and Shrub. Unbelievable!

Kristina Wright said...

If I have a sex dream about Bush tonight, I'm totally blaming you. :)

Smut Girl said...

Great. thanks to jo, am now singing: super gimp, super gimp! he's super gimpy noooow!

Angell said...

WOW - ummmm, not quite sure what to say about THAT.

Maybe my shrink will have some ideas.

LMAO.

Renae said...

Ehh, sounds more like a nightmare to me.

Though you are a girl whose all about the power plays, and it doesn't get much more about power than fucking the POTUS.

Erobintica said...

I wouldn't fuck Bush with a 10 foot pole (or anything else) - I'm thinking male chastity belt - saw a good one at the Museum of Sex the other day - wonder if they'd loan it out?

Sorry, just a wee bit angry at what a mess he's leaving us in - my husband just got his salary cut yesterday.

Alison Tyler said...

I didn't *want* to fuck P. Bush! You all know that, right? It wasn't as if I were choosing men from a line-up and passed on all my favorites in order to do him! I was as gobsmacked as the rest of you when I woke up and thought, "Holy fuck. What'd I just do?!"

XXX,
AT

Erobintica said...

Don't worry, I think we all just tried to imagine ourselves there and all went ewwwwwww at the same time. hehehe - poor guy. We can imagine all sorts of things, but...

Alison Tyler said...

I forgot to say... Without going into extreme detail, I told my mom my dream. She says, "When Clinton was in the white house, everyone was dreaming about him. But with Bush? I think it's only you."

Gee. Thanks, Mom.

XXX,
AT

jothemama said...

I know our mothers aremeantto be our biggest cheerleaders, but that's a big ask :)
I wonder why Bush though. Perhas because he's the underdog?