June 06, 2009
Do You Remember...
...the interview with Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie? I can't place which Red Carpet event they were attending (Oscars? Golden Globes?), but she was just all over him. At some point, she confessed to having just fucked in the limo on the way over. I loved how wrapped around him she was. The image stuck in my head—even though I can't find a picture or a youtube or anything.
Anyway, I swear to god, I just had that sex. Not in a limo. And not on the way to an award show. But the type where you're pulverized afterwards—going, "What'd you do to me? What the fuck did you just do to me?"
There were words tossed out like tramp and slut. And images like gang bangs. A belt was involved. As well as my ass. But Jesus. I am... That's it. I just am. 15 years in, boys and girls. Doesn't get any better than this.