January 07, 2010

Yes, It's Official... I *am* a Porn Star


How do I know? Because I was invited to speak at a University about porn. No, really. Well, erotica and romance. But I like to say porn. Someone who knows Sam approached him and said, "I teach writing at XX University." (Okay, she didn't say XX. Wouldn't that be cool, though? I'd go there.) "And I heard that your wife writes..." (I don't know what word she used. We'll say 'smut.') "And I was wondering if she might come and speak to my students."

Oh, yeah. Right. I forgot to mention, my fictitious memoir title is: Diary of a Shy Pornographer. So getting up in front of a room filled with college kids is my idea of a full-blown, white-knuckle nightmare.

Yet, I have to say, I'm dead chuffed at the offer.

XXX,
Alison

P.S. You still have the rest of today to sub the title for *your* fictitious memoir!

2 comments:

Jo said...

You Do It, woman! Go Alison! They'll love you.

GOd, I never had any classes like that. That's what Iget for not going to college in California.

virgoperidot said...

Yes, interesting seminar! I would love to attend it :)))

I've heard in Holland they have "The University or Faculty about Prostitution"...when will we see a Faculty of Porn? :))))

Cheers,
VirgoPeridot.com