"The girls I like best are the ones undressed"

Heard this for the first time in Amsterdam. It was on an endless loop on a porn channel. What? We watched porn in Amsterdam? Say it ain't so. I could, but I'd be lying.

Danced in the kitchen (in my socks) to the CD all morning.

He said, Captain.
I said, Wot.

Wait. Don't *you* dance to that in your socks in the kitchen? Doesn't everyone?

I have all sorts of sticky business situations to tackle today, and all I want to do is watch 80s videos. So far, I've alerted our (final few) sellers that we are closing our warehouse, planned to kill the non-erotic website, discussed what to do with remaining copies. I've begun the paperwork and... blah blah blah. (All right, now I hear Bob Loblaw's Law Blog in my head whenever I say that.) I hate the grown-up end of business. I swear. But as Captain Sensible says:

Once a lifetime, twice a day
If you don't work you get no pay.

Hopefully, by Monday, I can announce several cool new projects. I just have to tie up (gag, and cuff) these loose ends first.

XXX,
Alison

P.S. Speaking of mishearing lyrics, I totally heard the lyric as "the girls I like best are the ones I undress." Somehow that has a filthier ring to me.