In cool news of the week, several of my anthologies are now available as audiobooks. My first Harlequin collection has been on Audible for quite some time, and now Frenzy, Got a Minute, Best Bondage Erotica, and Afternoon Delight are also up for aural appreciation.
I went poking around on the Audible site and saw that Alison's Wonderland has received 70+ ratings by listeners, but only one review. The review cracked me up:
SMUT"
Short stories that consisted of porn and smut. I love a good steamy and erotic book, but this book lacks both. Do not waste your credit unless you are bored watching porn and world rather listen to it.
Even after all these years, I am still shocked when someone finds Harlequin too porny. Yes, I live in a smut-filled bubble. But really? Alison's Wonderland? Porn and smut? I wish the reviewer would have ticked off the titles s/he does find appealing. What's steamy to someone like this? The back of a cereal box?
Truly, I love that "smut" is all caps in the review. Like a warning sign. SMUT. Heh. If you've listened to any of these anthologies, please drop me a note. I'd love to hear what you think!
XXX,
Alison
4 comments:
Oh My God. Really? Harlequin SMUT? She better keep the smelling salts handy, because most of today's books are getting hotter.
Just keep being true to your naughty self, 'cause your fans loves ya.
Heheheh. BEWARE: SMUT
Steamy but not smutty? I think that's a frothy coffee, maybe.
The Harlequinn Spice readers were quite an education, though, I will admit. And those were the spicy ones...
That's a hilarious review!
It's great to see some of your work in audiobook form! I will have to get some, it will liven up doing the ironing something incredible.
Porn and smut...smut and porn...what's the problem? They go together like butter and salt...
I love nutter and salt! Heh...yes that is a typo and I'm leaving it.
I also love BUTTER and salt.
;)
XOXO
S
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