Ass Clown

I asked Robbie Jenkins (wordsmith extraordinaire) if she could make me a pendant featuring the words "ass clown" or the word "assclown." It was going to be a gift for a very good friend. (In my research, I learned that while "asshat" had recently been added to the American Heritage Dictionary, "assclown" had not.)

Why I love Robbie Jenkins... she came back to me with the following list of "ass" words she could pendant-ize for me:


ass
assabout
assasin(womens breast)
ass-backwards
ass-belly
ass-bite
assbone
ass boy
ass-breaker
ass-bucket
ass-burglar
ass-buster
ass-busting
ass-chewing
ass-deep
ass- deep- to- a- tall -moose
assed
assed-out
ass-end-backwards
ass-end-of-nowhere
ass-end-to
assface
ass-fault
ass-frontwards
assfuck
assfucking
assgasket
ass-grabbing
ass-hammer
ass-hat
ass-head
ass-headed
ass-/hip-knee-/high to a tall indian
asshole
asshole ground
asshole buddy
asshole-deep
assholingest
ass-hound
ass-kick
ass-kicker
ass-kicking
ass kiss
ass-kisser
ass-lick
ass-licker
assload
ass 0ff
ass 0n backwards
ass pack
ass-poots
ass peddler
ass ripper
ass-scratchert
ass-side-about
ass-sucker
ass-tickler
ass-whipper
ass-whipped
astard-ba

I don't know why, but this list tickled me six ways to Sunday. Truly loved "ass on backwards," but I would be happy to wear about 11 of these (if I knew what they meant).

For more ass play, please visit Kristina Lloyd's Annual Anal Erotica page. There, I spelled that right, right?

XXX,
Alison