It's a dirty job...

...but someone's got to do it. So I've been writing erotica (porn) (smut) for awhile now (since at least 4:30 this morning) and I found myself in an intriguing position. I actually could not figure how to physically manipulate the semi-orgy that was appearing on my paper. What to do before dawn? A little video research, correct? So for my job, I spent the last half hour watching porn. The first one to, um, pop up was gay, which wasn't exactly what I was looking for, but I couldn't help myself. I sat at the desk and viewed these three hunky guys inserting themselves into the situation, as it were.

I chose to stay for the climax.

What I craved was m/f/m—maybe with a little m/m/f... and you know a side of f/m/m. Heh. Not that I haven't written stories like this—or lived stories like this—but I wanted a bird's eye view. Sometimes you need to go out of body.

The taglines that appeared for my searches were along the lines of "Slut takes two big cocks at once." (Gotta love writing that gets directly to the point.) There was also "Jealous wife wants MFM relationship advice." And "This channel contains what women *really* want." (But does it contain what women *really* *really* want?)

Ultimately, I found a video that showed a pretty lady taking one cock in her mouth and the other in her pussy. I hesitated because I swear, one of the men looked like Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times. Ultimately, the video helped me with my logistics—I got to toss out my stick figure drawings—and allowed me to finish myself off. I mean, finish the story off.

You knew that was what I meant, right?

XXX,
Alison