January 09, 2013

"Joe had a stick up his ass."

You know that feeling. When the thought flickers through your mind at the exact moment when you're starting to fall asleep. Well, call me lazy, but I didn't want to get out of bed the other night. Call me greedy, because I didn't want to lose that thought either. So I whispered to myself, "Joe had a stick up his ass."

That didn't help. I totally forgot all about it. And then last night, I suddenly remembered. Joe had a stick up his ass. Very important. Makes the whole story.

My note at the top of the story now reads: "Joe had a stick up his ass. But that wasn’t a problem. The problem was that he wouldn’t stick anything up mine."

Can you wait for our next anal collection? Me, neither.


P.S. Love Joe Strummer. Love this shirt.

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