Wednesday, April 30, 2008

F-U-C-K Y-O-U

Ooooh, look! They had these at the grocery store. I couldn't resist. The same gummi letters I found online before, but now here they are. In my hot little hands. Or, actually spread out on one of my plates. I can spell names... and eat them. I can eat Jo, slurping up the J, circling her hot little O. I can devour Sommer, lapping at the S, humming on the Ms. What I can't do at the moment is find the cable that runs from my computer to the digital camera—so unfortunately you can't see what fun I'm having with dirty words. But I'll bet you can imagine.

The package I opened is missing an all-important Y, so instead of writing F-U-C-K Y-O-U, I spelled out F-U-C-K M-E, before, well, eating myself.

I am in heaven.

Not counting the open package that I'm alphabetically working my way through, I have three packages of Gummi Alphabet Letters to send out. I was trying to be clever and come up with some sort of word contest, but my brain is on autopilot today. So let's try this. Tell me a word or two that you like, and why, and I'll send out some candy in the morning.

XXX,
Alison

P.S. I'll start. I like the word Jezebel. Of course, you knew that already. But I like the look and sound of the word nearly as much as the meaning: a wicked, shameless woman.

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