June 16, 2009

Am I Gay?

I've hit this before, but the search string I get most often revolves around:

1) wanting someone's finger in your ass
b) wanting to know if wanting someone's finger in your ass makes you gay

I have determined this in my recent studies:

a) if someone puts a finger in your ass, you are gay
2) if they take it out, you are no longer gay

No, no. That's not what I meant.

I believe we can all agree that the concept of wanting a finger (or something even more naughty) inserted there is a common fantasy. Maybe you're gay and maybe you're not—butt a finger (heh) won't make the difference. So calm down. Let your lover finger your ass.

Y: You'll like it.
3: I'm sure.